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We Made History
America Is Back to being full of racist assholes.
We showed America the silent racists can express their feelings with brutal hate crimes. Today, we created an America that WINS again. The America I'm talking about, of course, is when slavery and segregation still existed. Winning, am I right? Today, we made our hopes, our dreams of a Whites-Only America a possible future reality. Today, we made history. Today, we said the word "today" too many times. I know words, I have the best words.
Thank you, America. I will not let you down. I'm only going to do about 17% of what I promised you. Sure, my fingers are comedically short and sure, my hair looks like a regular-colored toupee that was put in a blender with piss, but I'm really rich, believe me. Together, I have no doubt we have taken the first step to Make Donald Drumpf Again!
I AM YOUR VOICE! Yes, that means you sound like an idiotic, raspy 70 year old, but nevertheless, I AM YOUR VOICE.
IN THE NEWS
The Undeniable Rape Culture of Donald Trump | Huffington Post
If you are a woman in America or a man who cares about women, I urge you to read this carefully as you approach voting on November 8. Even if you have been able to ignore the fact that Trump is an incompetent, racist, Islamophobic bigot who doesn’t believe in climate change, will cut Planned Parenthood, and move us back to the dark ages with abortion, I deeply hope this will change your mind. Everything compiled and quoted below was reported by some of the most prestigious journalists in the U.S. I have aggregated the data in the hopes of clearly establishing an insidious pattern of undeniable rape culture perpetuated by Donald Trump. Read more...
Donald Trump loves to call women ugly and weak, and his Twitter feed proves it
Donald Trump is once again under fire for misogynistic behavior, this time concerning former Miss Universe winner Alicia Machado.
Hillary Clinton brought up Machado at the first presidential debate on Monday as an example of Trump's penchant for sexism, reminding Americans of how Trump fat-shamed Machado after she won the Miss Universe pageant in 1996 by calling her "Miss Piggy" and forcing her to work out in front of television cameras to lose weight. Read more...
Donald Trump's Worst Offense? Mocking Disabled Reporter, Poll Finds
Roasting Donald Trump, Pt. 6: He's an A**hole!
Just my luck that the "Roasting Trump" post that was my least favorite (my most recent one) is the one that got the most reads. I should've added more humor in the article. You can never have too much comedy in writing.Now, some of the contents of this article may have already been used in some of my previous articles, but I don't care. I need to prove to America that he's an a**hole, not just by saying it, but with proof. I will prove that the person you're (if you're a Trump supporter) voting for is an a**hole. First off, I'm surprised that Trump picked Mike Pence for Vice President. He is a huge hypocrite when it comes to what he says. I mean, I thought that he would pick the hottest politician he could find to be Vice President. Read more...